The often repeated topic. It seems to be a mystery until I really start thinking. One of my personal favorites. Why some men can never fall in love or never get girl friends. Many of us just keep complaining, without thinking on what the inherent problem is. Thankfully, I did it as a case study and found out some important issues which might concur with a majority of people who are rocking the same boat as me.
• In case of workplace, there are no girls in my project and I have likeminded people like me and wherein my entertainment oscillates between bars and cinema theatres.
• I obviously can’t groove and dance and dance around in a group in a disc by just shaking my head or grooving my hip. I can’t wait for a bhangra number to crop up. Unfortunately, I’m too adept at dancing dappankuthu dance, not the Americanized western hip hop dance.
• I can’t eat Spanish, Chinese foods and my favorite restaurant invariably happens to be saravana bhavan, shanty-sagar types. We frankly are clueless as to what are Bela ciae, Wang’s kitchen and things like that, unless we happen to go on a treat organized by the other guys.
• I don’t see a reason why I have to go to Barista when the local corner ‘nair kadi chaaya’ tastes like nectar and satisfies more than a Barista’s.
• I obviously don’t know how to make use of yahoo messenger, I use it to scold my online friends with the best choice of invectives, spread rumors about other guys and ask them to book the latest movie tickets. I unfortunately don’t know how to flirt using yahoo messenger and are frequently at loss of topics when I want to chat with some girl, whereas I am deluged with strange topics to discuss with my friend with whom I had lost touch for the past decade or so.
• While chatting in messenger, I seriously can’t start a topic with a member of opposite sex. I’ve seen guys chatting with girls purely with emoticons for more than an hour. I can never do that. I will have to crack real dumb jokes to start the conversation or fabely extol them.
• And I bet, I can’t do the following:
Boy: what did you have for breakfast?
Girl: I had idly.
Boy: Is it?? Same pinch, no back pinch, I too had idly (he slyly pinches her) and laughs.
Girl: Ouchy (artificially). It hurts.
Boy: Ohhh.. I’m sorry and (tries to apoligise)... then says “I had samber for idly”
Girl: (excitedly)... Samber…! I had chutney and giggles.
I swear, I can’t tolerate any longer than this... and this is not a figment of imagination, by any means. I’ve seen this though I agree there may be exceptions.
• All through my college life, I belong to this boy’s gang and even in my group, nobody has a girl friend. So there is absolutely an absence of inspirational factor.
With all these attributes, it is difficult for guys like me to fall in love/to find a girl. But its not a sin after all. I guess we are not made for it. We’re one among the few in the vanishing tribe. Le us accept that and are proud of that.
We’ve the uniqueness that we remain single till we get married and having that triat is really a virtue and who knows, we might be the elite clique in the future.
So all those of people like me who feel sad that they don’t have girl friends, just chill! we are not made for it and I would not have added any value additions and we are better off staying single till 28 or 30 or more than that…..!!
Read this somewhere.. liked it and posted it here.
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