Kids Series – 2

If you have Kids:

• Be ready to be awake till 1 am or get up at odd timings like 2.30 am or 3.30 am- the golden hour of sleeping or sleep constantly only one side to comfort them in their sleep when you hear a sound- atleast for the initial 3 or 4 years
• Watching them constantly untill they are mature enough not to put something in the mouth - like a coin, dice, pins, small balls and the list gets never ending or mature enough to climb, be stable and not to fall from chair or a kitchen platform
• Keep hearing their sudden shouts, cries, but still be able to concentrate on your work - office or home 
• Make time for their homework, prepare them for exams or any other school (extra curricular) activities 
• Wake them up every morning, tolerate the stubbornness in not getting up, otherwise staying in restroom for 15 mins, sitting there and doing nothing when the time is running out
• Keep convincing, arguing with them for small or big things, no matter what 
• Make them to eat the food or feed them with your own hands by watching crazy YouTube videos, thrice a day and more than an hour each time, including asking them to chew the food (otherwise which could end up on being only one side of the mouth as big bump on the cheek)
• Do not have food in peace for atleast 10 mins, be ready to get up and run behind the kid just in case
• When the kid catches a common cold, oh gosh, especially when the kid is like 1 and half years to 2 or 3 years old when they do not understand what is going on then brace for impact !! Not taking the medicine or puke out when it is administered/water/food/milk and be sleep deprived until the kid gets better 
• Try to match their energies at the fag of the day when your eyes are half shut, motor skills being sluggish and just waiting to crash on bed
• Face ever increasing complexities and responsibilities of job, career, along with bringing up a new life, schools, college…. Gosh!!
• Ready to give up / compromise your basic elements, like eating food in peace , watch a movie with out a disturbance for atleast x number of initial years

P.S: Above points are purely subjective. May or may not be applicable to all

Get ready to open a can of worms !!