--> Whenever I plan something, it usually flops (once again proved on 9th Oct 2010). Elaborate on this.
--> Why is that whenever I crave for some company (which I rarely do) I don’t get it? I end up calling 5 or 6 friends. They are either out of town or already engaged in some other work or in the worst case do not attend the call..!!.
--> I ordered for a cutlet and standing there for the past 15 minutes. A person suddenly comes out of nowhere, happily orders the same thing, and even gets it before I do(without any waiting time..!). it happened so many times that I lost count of those. Why?
--> I don’t really understand why always the person seated behind me in a cinema theatre hits my seat from behind with his legs or a small kid stands up and plays with my seat. This thing happens to me whenever I go to a movie (infinity times). So irritating. I should always turn back, explain him the problem, and tell him to watch his legs. The persons sitting behind me differ but the action is one and the same.
--> Explain the reason behind a bird peeing only on me either on my shoulder or my elbow even though I happen to be with 5 or 6 people. Why doesn’t it pee on the person beside me but only me? I feel like tearing off my shirt and shout loudly when this happens to me. This scene repeated for 4 times and I say its so funny (to others), irritating and embarrassing to wipe it off.
--> Last but not least, why do I step into cow shit now and then? Describing the after effects is not needed, it must have happened to you atleast once and you know how it feels..!
Why GOD why? Why only me?
hahahhaha...man i cudnt control my laugh, after reading this. I m sorry , but ha ha ha ha hahhahahahahha. I think I was with you in most of the events u mentioned. I cudnt help u but was just laughing at u, when they happened.
ReplyDeleteha ha.. its ok.. i laugh at myself many a times..! :P
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